“Stuck In The Middle With You”

“Stuck In The Middle With You”

“Stuck In The Middle With You”

Hello, WOGALAND!
This Is DEAN At Work On WOGA.

“Stuck In The Middle With You”

WHAT? Who’s DEAN?

It’s ME. Mike At Work On WOGA.
DEAN Is My Middle Name.

The Majority Of Us DO Have A Middle Name.
Usually To Respect And Honor A Family Member.
Sometimes Given Because Our Parents Thought
It Was A Catchy Name Of A Celebrity Or Literary
Character Or Legend At The Time We Were Born.

I, For One, Feel Middle Names Are The
Rodney Dangerfield Of Our Identity.
They Get No Respect.
Only Spoken Or Written When We Are Filling
Out A Government Document Or Signing
Our Lives Away For A Mortgage Or Car Loan.

I Propose A Revision In Our Thinking To Grant
Greater Grandeur To Our Middle Name.
Therefore, On WEDNESDAY, The MIDDLE
Of Our Week, We Should Refer To Ourselves
By Our MIDDLE Names.

Who’s With Me? Please Permit Me To Now
Introduce Myself. And, If YOU Feel So Moved
And Agree To Participate, Please List YOUR
Middle Name Here, Too. I’ll Go First.

“Hello, My Name Is DEAN. It’s My Pleasure
To Meet YOU. And You Are ….. ?”

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