“Dad Jokes”

“Dad Jokes”

Hello, WOGALAND!
This Is Mike At Work On WOGA.

“Dad Jokes”

May Your FRIDAY Start With A Chuckle
And Tickle You The Whole Day Through.
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Your Mother Left A Note On The Refrigerator
Saying: “This Isn’t Working! I’m Leaving!”
WHAT A LIE! I Opened The Fridge Door
And It’s Working Fine.
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A Neighbor Suggested I Put Horse Manure
On My Strawberries. I Tried It.
I’m Going Back To Whipped Cream.
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Your Mother Said She Was Angry With Me.
I Said: “Again Or Still?”
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I Heard On The News Germany Is Now Advising
People To Stock Up On Cheese And Sausages.
They’re Calling It A Wurst Case Scenario.
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To Keep Fit I’ve Taken Up QUIET Tennis.
It’s Like Regular Tennis But Without The Racket.
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Stay Safe – Strong – And POSITIVE,
Good Citizens Of WOGALAND.
And SMILE From Behind Your Mask.

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